Fluffy and/or porny oneshots

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Title: The Alopecia Curse
Author: Shimzter
Summary: When Auror Malfoy gets hit by a spell, nobody pays much attention at first, not even said Auror. Now Auror Potter keeps laughing, Draco won't leave his apartment, and the whole world is just plain mad.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~4,600k
Theme(s): Auror partners
Switching? None
Warning(s): M/M smut




Title: Anything is Possible
Author: knowmefirst
Summary: When Draco feels that everything is over, Harry comes to his life.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, OMC/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~2k
Theme(s): Abuse, Hurt/Comfort
Switching? None
Warning(s): Domestic abuse, references to rape trauma, violence, M/M smut


Title: A New Tradition
Author: sdkshelly
Summary: Harry and Draco have different ideas on how to spend the day before Christmas.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~2k
Theme(s): Established relationship, Christmas smut
Switching? None
Warning(s): Rimming, spanking, light bondage, M/M smut


Title: Screwed
Author: sdkshelly
Summary: Draco and Harry are Auror partners and together they fight crime! Also the occasional slime monster or two.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~4k
Theme(s): Auror partners, Crack-ish!fic
Switching? None
Warning(s): Tentacled monsters, rimming, M/M smut


Title: The Impatient Snugglebug
Author: StarRose
Summary: When Draco is denied sex, Draco can be a bitch, and when Draco’s being a bitch, Harry needs to teach him a little lesson in self control.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: Almost 9k
Theme(s): Established relationship, lots of UST and fluff!
Switching? None
Warning(s): Public handjob, spanking, rimming, handcuffs, dirty talk, m/m smut and depending on your Bottom!Draco taste, this Draco is a rather whiny drama queen (but a darling nonetheless *hearts*)


Title:  A Surprise Not Quite Expected (With a Bunny on Top)
Author: Ferula
Summary: Harry Potter is taking Draco to dinner, where his surprise awaits. Can he pull this successfully and admit his feelings for Draco?
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~2,800k
Theme(s): Courtship
Switching? None
Warning(s): None


Title: Two Gentlemen
Author: hidingfromsomeone
Summary: Quick, short, sweet. HPDM established relationship.
Fic excerpt: This isn't unheard of, but after a bottle of wine they're more likely to fall asleep tangled in each other's limbs and snore away the night than fuck through it. Familiarity is a wonderful thing, as is the ability to be spontaneous after twenty years together.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~3,700k
Theme(s): Established relationship, domesticity
Switching? None
Warning(s): None


Title: Harry Potter and the Strange Case of Snuggling
Author: Mebina Sobriquet
Summary: Harry keeps awaking wrapped around Draco, who does Not Do Cuddling with all the extra seriousness the capitalisation awards. Cracky schmoop ensues.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Word count: ~3k
Theme(s): Established relationship, domesticity
Switching? None
Warning(s): None... unless you count an extremely adorable "bottom-y" Draco as too OOC?


Title: Dracorex Hogwartsia
Author: KiraSakura
Summary: In which Draco has feathers, Harry has a hard head, and they're both oversized reptiles who like to argue and flirt at the same time
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco but as dinosaurs (ahahah!)
Rating: PG
Word count: ~2k
Theme(s): Crack-ish!fic, AU, Creature!fic
Switching? None
Warning(s): Harry and Draco as dinosaurs. Draco as a particularly poncey dinosaur with pretteh feathers. Harry as a macho-looking dinosaur. Dinosaur slashy love!! *hearts*


Title: Infernally Mundane Methods
Author: Hydr0gen
Summary: He'd only gotten up for a quick walk to clear his head, and now he was locked in a broom cupboard with a half naked Draco Malfoy and playing a risky game of Truths. Fan-flipping-tastic.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~6,600k
Theme(s): 8th year
Switching? None
Warning(s): None


Title: The Walk
Author: SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag
Summary: When Harry united the Deathly Hallows, he created a debt to Death. Now Death is calling that debt in. But how does Draco Malfoy fit into all of this?
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~5k
Theme(s): Substitute for Death!Harry, Temporarily Dead!Draco (but was revived at the end)
Switching? None
Warning(s): References to bloody murder, violence and (temporary) major character death (Draco).


Title: Poetry
Author: son_of_darkness
Summary: Harry uses erotic poetry to get Draco to admit a few personal (and rather perverted desires)
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~6k
Theme(s): Erotic poetry, porny porn!
Switching? None
Warning(s): Bondage, d/s, erotic poetry, m/m smut


Title: Obsession
Author: jitter_bug
Summary: Draco is in denial and has an oral fixation.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Draco/OFCs
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~9k
Theme(s): Heavy USTing, Hogwarts-years
Switching? Predominantly bottom!Draco, with one bottom!Harry scene towards the end... and if you ask me, it's sort of subtly implied there'd definitely be "Switching" sometime in the near future post-ending of the fic.
Warning(s): Mentions of het sex, m/m smuttiness


Title: A Friend in Need
Author: writcraft
Summary: In his final year at Hogwarts, Draco is just trying to keep his head down, win the House Cup, get good exam results and stay out of trouble. Most of all he wants to ignore Harry Potter completely. Which is easier said than done when Potter is everywhere and behaving very strangely indeed….
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Word count: ~5,700
Theme(s): 8th year, pariah!Draco and protective!Harry
Switching? None
Warning(s): None... except Harry's lame pickup lines for Draco LOL


Title: Jump Into The Fog
Author:  taradiane
Summary: Draco returns to Hogwarts for his eighth year carrying a secret that will change not just his life, but Harry's as well.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, past OMC/Draco
Rating: R
Word count: ~9,400
Theme(s): Mpreg!Draco, 8th year, Bodyguard!Harry
Switching? None
Warning(s): Mpreg!Draco


Title: Pigtails
Author: Persnickety
Summary: “I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, surprise Snape/OMC pairing (Tee Hee!)
Rating: R
Word count: ~8,800
Theme(s): Crack, humour, Accidentally-dosed-with-Veritaserum plot
Switching? None
Warning(s): Crack! Truthful confessions from both Harry and Draco that would make you laugh so hard, you'd have tears in your eyes :D


Title: The Best Laid Plans
Author: cassie_black
Summary: Pansy Parkinson’s got a plan. It doesn’t work out quite like she expected.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~8,500
Theme(s): 8th year, Courtship
Switching? None
Warning(s): None


Title: Debt
Author: Ashtrayheart
Summary: Written for the prompt 'Harry blackmails Draco into having sex with him.' and that pretty much says it all.;)
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~2k
Theme(s): 8th year, blackmail, dub-con
Switching? None
Warning(s): dub-con, rimming, m/m sex


Title: The Trouble with Good Sense
Author: rurounihime
Summary: When you fill a hotel with flying quills, hands-on demonstrations, and too many Aurors, someone is bound to get cranky.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~7,900
Theme(s): Auror trainees, h/d-forced-into-sharing-a-bed, Draco!logic, USTing
Switching? None
Warning(s): M/M smut


Title: Bells and Whistles
Author: melusinahp
Summary: Three stages in Harry and Draco's relationship.
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~3,800
Theme(s): sub!/masochist!Draco and corresponding top!/Dom!Harry, BDSM-relationship where the kink is part of deep love, equal partnership outside the kink
Switching? None
Warning(s): BDSM, m/m smut