bottom_draco

Thank you so much for picking my prompt!

I enjoyed reading this, and thought you had a number of very clever and funny lines:

Hermione's theory was that he had spent so many years repressing his desires that he never realised he didn't like girls. "Besides," she said, "that obsession with Malfoy wasn't just because he was a prick, was it? Maybe it was just because he had one."

And:

Ron wasn’t that subtle, and one day he just grabbed Harry by the hand and said, “Mate, if you won’t stop eye-fucking with the ferret, you may as well fuck him for real, you know?”

And:

When they got out the stall, Harry was startled by Draco’s scream, and looked around to see a flushed Ginny already in her school robes, looking at them as if there was nothing wrong with the fact that she was in the boys' locker room.
“That was the hottest thing I’ve ever heard in my life,” she said, swallowing thickly, looking at both of them with lustful eyes. “Do it again.”

That last one was great, as it seems to channel the feelings of a lot of Drarry shippers :)

I'm so impressed that you wrote your first fic in English for this fest. Congratulations!