Smutty dream?
Nov. 28th, 2003 09:31 amDISCLAIMER: Forgive the query fellow
bottom_draco members and watchers, I know this is not bottom!Draco, but I wanted a smutty perspective on the passage below. It's research for a something I'm working on that is
bottom_draco. Thanks... and
simmysim, you can kick my butt on this one all you like. Let me know if you want this post ditched:*
So, my question to all of you, is do you think the passage below is a wet dream of sorts, full of metaphors instead of blatant language?
"Harry dreamed he was back in the DA room. Cho was accusing him of luring her there under false pretences; she said he had promised her a hundred and fifty Chocolate Frog Cards if she showed up. Harry protested ... Cho shouted, 'Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog Cards, look!' And she pulled out fistfuls of Cards from inside her robes and threw them into the air. Then she turned into Hermione, who said, 'You did promise her you know, Harry ... I think you'd better give her something else instead ... how about your Firebolt?' And Harry was protesting that he could not give Cho his Firebolt, because Umbridge had it, and anyway the whole thing was ridiculous, he'd only come to the DA room to put up some Christmas baubles shaped like Dobby's head ..."
( Canon or not? )
So, my question to all of you, is do you think the passage below is a wet dream of sorts, full of metaphors instead of blatant language?
"Harry dreamed he was back in the DA room. Cho was accusing him of luring her there under false pretences; she said he had promised her a hundred and fifty Chocolate Frog Cards if she showed up. Harry protested ... Cho shouted, 'Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog Cards, look!' And she pulled out fistfuls of Cards from inside her robes and threw them into the air. Then she turned into Hermione, who said, 'You did promise her you know, Harry ... I think you'd better give her something else instead ... how about your Firebolt?' And Harry was protesting that he could not give Cho his Firebolt, because Umbridge had it, and anyway the whole thing was ridiculous, he'd only come to the DA room to put up some Christmas baubles shaped like Dobby's head ..."
( Canon or not? )