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Title: Maraschino Mischief
Author: dracorocksmysox or Chrystal, if you want a name to flame :-)
Words: A whole lot
Pairing: H/D, D/H-- any way you slash it, it's gonna be Harry and Draco
Warnings: Slash, Male/Male relationships, un-beta-ed, blatant overusage of the terms 'his lover' and 'the other man', the slow painful death of a perfectly good fruit, gratuitous use of wooden paddles, kinky sex, bondage, and an overabundance of inside-jokes.
Rating: Strong R to NC-17
Disclaimer: I own every word except those that JKR claimed as her own. Also, I don't own Astroglide, Kleenex or Burger King but those aren't used here so it's not really pertinent.
Summary: Harry and Draco are horny vampires. That about sums it up. There was a plot at one point, but it is now hiding under my bed with frulie and it refuses to come back out. I don't know what they are doing down there but it sure sounds fun. If you see my plot, will you send it to me via email?
Written for: the Vamp!Draco challenge on hpvamp at the very last, possible minute. All smut herein is dedicated to saladbats for her bday and frulie, as she supplied the bloody plot bunny (believe me, I killed it and it is, indeed bloody)-- she is as much to blame for this travesty as I am. ::g::



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