Cho Must Die a Horrible, Painful Death (15/?)

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Title: Cho Must Die a Horrible, Painful Death (15/?)
Author: NQDonne
Email: nqdonne@hotmail.com
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Cho’s messing Harry about leads him to consider… other options (aka: Draco Malfoy). Botched kissing attempts, fumbling in the Prefects' Bathroom, the sordid use of Parseltongue and, of course, massive squabbling follows.
Genre: Humor/Angst.
Pairings: Draco/Harry, plus Ron/Hermione on the side.
Kinks: RIMMING, TOYS
Disclaimer: Not mine, sadly. JKR and co. own all the rights.
Notes: Thanks to my regular betas, ladyvader and kataclysmic, and to my new beta furiosity for whipping this one into shape.

There is a quote/homage to The 10th Kingdom in here, which I watched again the other day and realised I got a lot of dialogue-isms and mannerisms from that I’ve been using in this fic and others. Also realised Draco is definitely modelled after Stewie on Family Guy. Basically, everytime Stewie has a Rex Harrison moment, that’s my effeminate/angry gay Draco, lol. And there’s a comedic reference to the lovely Miss Marks’ Oscillate Wildly down there somewhere, too. Oh, and beware of a few fandom clichés, but I do love my fandom clichés, so I hope you enjoy them :)

Previous chapters can be found here for those that need to play catch up.

( Draco and Harry share a shower, and Draco turns the tables on Harry in Gryffindor territory )