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Hi everyone,
I've been looking for a fic that I read a long time ago that I thought was fantastic but I can't find it anymore.

Here are the details I remember:
Harry and co have just beaten Voldie and they are returning to hogwarts for an 8th year along w/ Draco Malfoy. Before they re-enter, they made a pact that that they would all get laid since they are all virgins. Harry and Draco end up together and I remember that at one point, Harry is so jealous that Hermione might have gotten to him first that he slaps her in the face.

Draco also had a lot of health problems in this fic...I think that Mad Eye Moody did something to him during the summer. Lucius also got the dementor's kiss but a museum curator who is seriously disturbed thinks he's beautiful and keeps him around and wants to have a traveling circus w/ Death Eaters who have received the kiss.

Hermione also ends up w/ Snape and Ron w/ Pansy. I think it's called something like Objects of Affection by someone whose name starts w/ an A.

If anyone knows what it is or has the link that would be awesome. Thanks so much :)