Attention to all bottomDraco authors!!! Plotbunnies up for adoption here!!!

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

It's the crazy topHarry/bottomDraco shipper once again!!! This time I come bearing... erm... gifts? If you guys are interested... *shifty eyes* Ehh... I don't think you're gonna like this if you don't dig the girlDraco thing like I do... *scampers off to safety*

Thing is, I've had enough of Harry-as-a-girl-and-buggered-by-Draco-or-someone-else fics. I don't have anything against it; it just isn't my kind of thing. (I'm a domHarry shipper, damn it) And I feel that Draco should have his fair share of girl... moments *snickers* too. So I thought up of several plotbunnies that has my favorite bottom (three guesses as to who that is) being the one turned into a woman~~ and paired off with my favorite top. (I'll be generous and give you guys up to six guesses on this one)

I would write it myself if I could, but I don't have the necessary skills and talent. *sniffles* I have quite the imagination though, I just can't put the scenarios I have in mind into words... *sigh* So, if anyone wants to adopt my babies, post a comment. Then maybe I'll show the babies up on my next post.

Oh, and I'd like to request for something, please? Please please pretty please?!? Could someone please write a Harry/girlDraco PWP for me? Where they have the hottest, wildest, kinkiest, most pornographic sex EVER in the history of heterosexual intercourse? Please? I NEED IT! THOSE girlHARRY FICS HAVE KILLED THE LAST TRACES OF SANITY I HAD LEFT! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP GET THROUGH THIS!...It'll be kinda like a medication for me, you know? *smiles wide-eyed and innocently*

Comments

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!! Someone actually wants to adopt one of my babies!

(Fic Muse: Good for them, too. You would've been a terrible at writing them.)

*sounds of broken glass, pain-filled screams and curses*

Ahem... I must tell you, though, that my plotbunny babies are ALL girlDraco. The common theme in all my plotbunnies is that Draco has really been a girl the entire time. And in some of them, Harry's being... a meany, to her. (I've had enough of Harry-wronged-by-Draco scenarios, too)

(Fic Muse: Sure it has nothing to do with your sadistic tendencies?)

*sounds of random objects crashing, violent scuffles and even more curses*

*angelic face* And another thing is... I think my plotbunny babies may be a little too romantic. I'm a hopeless romantic, after all.So, are you okay with those ideas? Not yet scared off by them? If not, then I'll show off my babies in my next post, and if there are others who's also interested in adopting my babies.

[winningstreak.livejournal.com]

Draco being a girl the entire time? That is... so not canon...not to mention fucked up.

But who am I to resist fucked up scenarios? I'll give it a shot though I can't guarantee it would be entirely to your liking.

I've got no problems (at all!) of Harry being mean to Draco, so that's not an issue.

Romance? Hm. Well I could fake it, but seeing as how i'm romantically retarded it would probably just end with being sappy. I'll hear the plotline, and see if I can make romance of it.

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

Can you write a PWP, then? *angelic smile* I have a plot that has Draco turned into female, and not born as one. But alas, it's a perverted one-shot baby.

[winningstreak.livejournal.com]

That sounds easier to write (for me, at least).

A perverted one-shot of Draco turned into a girl, with Harry being mean to him, mostly PWP.

Any specifics?

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

In this particular baby, Harry isn't being mean to Draco. Basic premise is, Draco has the hots for Harry even before he was turned into a girl. But Harry is definitely straight. *snickers* (yeah right!) So when he (Draco) was turned into a girl, with no chance of being turned back, girlDraco sees this as her chance to finally get Harry into her bed. And so begins the seduction of Harry Potter that ends up with Hard R, NC-17, XXX sex between them. *angelic smile*

Hmmmm... wait. Maybe we could have Harry being mean to Draco in there. Maybe when Draco was still a boy and was flirting with him? Would that work? *hopeful smile*

[winningstreak.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm really liking this one.

I actually saw a similar fic where it was Harry seducing Draco as a girl, but I like the idea of Draco doing it better. :D

Okay, so just to get things organized:

Draco flirts with straight?Harry. Harry's not that nice to him. Then Draco turns himself into a girl, and seduces Harry. He and Harry fuck, and then fuck, and then fuck some more.

Did you have an ending in mind or do you want it to be a surprise?

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

*cheers* Yay! He likes it! Yep! That's about it! Yay! YAYYYYYYYY!!! *happy happy dance*

Hmmmmm... the ending? It's all yours, mah man! I'd like to request for something, though. Don't turn Draco back into a boy! *grovels, begs and whines* And maybe just a hinting that Harry and Draco would end up together romantically? Please? If my requests are annoying you *guilty grin* just think of this as an eaaaaaaaaaarly b-day gift. (OMG I'M HITTING THE 20'S!!! I'm olllllddddddd!!!!!)

I luuuuuuurrrrrrrvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee you, mah man!

[winningstreak.livejournal.com]

Lol. I'm actually female, but flattered nonetheless.

I'm not sure by when it'll be done, but I'll contact you when it is. What's your email address?

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

*GASP* OMFG-I'M-SO-SORRY!!! *kneels and grovels*

I just assumed you were a boy 'cause of the -girls-are-weird thing. *shifty eyes and sweats nervously* I'm really sorry, mate.

Anyways... YOU'RE THE GURL!!! *hugs and smooches*

And oh, my email add is yukino_fujin@yahoo.com

Thank you so much, Ms. Chris! *lots and lots of luff*

[winningstreak.livejournal.com]

Girls are weird, tho.

Lol i'm jk. And I'm fine with ppl assuming I'm a guy- it happens, um, always, on the internet.


I'll email you after i put it up, and then you can decide if I'm the girl or not. :]

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

I'm really sorry, though. *smile* And thanks so much!

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

Oh, can I make one more request? Please? Can you possibly have Draco go down on Harry in between one of their many , many tumbles in bed? girlDraco blowing Harry just won't leave my mind alone. *smiles*

[winningstreak.livejournal.com]

Blow job- check.

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

*is busy squeeing like a bitch*

Yay!!! Thankies!!!

[(Anonymous)]

It's me again, the big pain in the ass, making another request.

Um, can you have Harry go down on girlDraco, too? Um, what can I say? Oral sex is HAWTNESS OH GOD! *swoons and faints*

I'm really sorry if I'm annoying you. I promise a sacred promise that this will be my last request. *is groveling on the floor* Maybe you will be placated by my kisses? *attempting to send a bunch of flying kisses to you, wherever you are*

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

I'm a farking idiot. It was me who posted that *points up* Chris. Forgot to log in. Got sidetracked by Harry/girlDraco-going-down-on-each-other daydreams. *scratches head*