Attention to all bottomDraco authors!!! Plotbunnies up for adoption here!!!

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

It's the crazy topHarry/bottomDraco shipper once again!!! This time I come bearing... erm... gifts? If you guys are interested... *shifty eyes* Ehh... I don't think you're gonna like this if you don't dig the girlDraco thing like I do... *scampers off to safety*

Thing is, I've had enough of Harry-as-a-girl-and-buggered-by-Draco-or-someone-else fics. I don't have anything against it; it just isn't my kind of thing. (I'm a domHarry shipper, damn it) And I feel that Draco should have his fair share of girl... moments *snickers* too. So I thought up of several plotbunnies that has my favorite bottom (three guesses as to who that is) being the one turned into a woman~~ and paired off with my favorite top. (I'll be generous and give you guys up to six guesses on this one)

I would write it myself if I could, but I don't have the necessary skills and talent. *sniffles* I have quite the imagination though, I just can't put the scenarios I have in mind into words... *sigh* So, if anyone wants to adopt my babies, post a comment. Then maybe I'll show the babies up on my next post.

Oh, and I'd like to request for something, please? Please please pretty please?!? Could someone please write a Harry/girlDraco PWP for me? Where they have the hottest, wildest, kinkiest, most pornographic sex EVER in the history of heterosexual intercourse? Please? I NEED IT! THOSE girlHARRY FICS HAVE KILLED THE LAST TRACES OF SANITY I HAD LEFT! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP GET THROUGH THIS!...It'll be kinda like a medication for me, you know? *smiles wide-eyed and innocently*

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[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

I was browsing through the C2 comms in FFNet just last night. I found, like, 3 or 4 comms that archive girlHarry fics and I was like, frickenhellSHITE I-WISH-I-COULD-MAKE-MY-MONITOR-ERUPT-IN-FLAMES-OMG!!!!

I wanted to gouge my eyes out with dull, wooden sporks and then stomp on it after I've poke it with rusty needles. Anything to take my mind off of that.

[silverness185.livejournal.com]

I think Love Me for the Beauty Within made it to 3 communities so far...but I recently just posted the story there...and people seem to be enjoying it. I'm sure it's a nice change from the bottom or girl Harry all the time. ^^'

Haha, ow, don't hurt your eyes like that! xD
But seriously, all I do is get away from the page if it features a bottom or girly Harry. The annoying thing about that is that authors don't always give warnings. So sometimes you may come across a fic you kind of like, but then in the end, Harry turns out bottom. Don't you just hate fics like that? Or when you're reading a really good fic in general, and it's so loooooong, and when you're finally finished with it, you hate it. And you feel like you wasted lots of precious lifetime. God, that's happened to me so many times...

By the way, did you get my other post with the theme thing? I have class in about an hour and I wanted to get started on it already since I'm on my break now. I'm all in the mood, hehe.

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

Yep, I know. I get that sometimes too. I think that might be the reason why I'm such an angsty, brooding girl. I may just turn out to be like one of those 007-movie protagonist, and all just because I happened to read a fic where Harry was supposed to be the dom but end up bottoming... Someone needs to be punished. *dons The Punisher outfit*