Attention to all bottomDraco authors!!! Plotbunnies up for adoption here!!!

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

It's the crazy topHarry/bottomDraco shipper once again!!! This time I come bearing... erm... gifts? If you guys are interested... *shifty eyes* Ehh... I don't think you're gonna like this if you don't dig the girlDraco thing like I do... *scampers off to safety*

Thing is, I've had enough of Harry-as-a-girl-and-buggered-by-Draco-or-someone-else fics. I don't have anything against it; it just isn't my kind of thing. (I'm a domHarry shipper, damn it) And I feel that Draco should have his fair share of girl... moments *snickers* too. So I thought up of several plotbunnies that has my favorite bottom (three guesses as to who that is) being the one turned into a woman~~ and paired off with my favorite top. (I'll be generous and give you guys up to six guesses on this one)

I would write it myself if I could, but I don't have the necessary skills and talent. *sniffles* I have quite the imagination though, I just can't put the scenarios I have in mind into words... *sigh* So, if anyone wants to adopt my babies, post a comment. Then maybe I'll show the babies up on my next post.

Oh, and I'd like to request for something, please? Please please pretty please?!? Could someone please write a Harry/girlDraco PWP for me? Where they have the hottest, wildest, kinkiest, most pornographic sex EVER in the history of heterosexual intercourse? Please? I NEED IT! THOSE girlHARRY FICS HAVE KILLED THE LAST TRACES OF SANITY I HAD LEFT! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP GET THROUGH THIS!...It'll be kinda like a medication for me, you know? *smiles wide-eyed and innocently*

Comments

[winningstreak.livejournal.com]

Lol. I'm actually female, but flattered nonetheless.

I'm not sure by when it'll be done, but I'll contact you when it is. What's your email address?

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

*GASP* OMFG-I'M-SO-SORRY!!! *kneels and grovels*

I just assumed you were a boy 'cause of the -girls-are-weird thing. *shifty eyes and sweats nervously* I'm really sorry, mate.

Anyways... YOU'RE THE GURL!!! *hugs and smooches*

And oh, my email add is yukino_fujin@yahoo.com

Thank you so much, Ms. Chris! *lots and lots of luff*

[winningstreak.livejournal.com]

Girls are weird, tho.

Lol i'm jk. And I'm fine with ppl assuming I'm a guy- it happens, um, always, on the internet.


I'll email you after i put it up, and then you can decide if I'm the girl or not. :]

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

I'm really sorry, though. *smile* And thanks so much!

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

Oh, can I make one more request? Please? Can you possibly have Draco go down on Harry in between one of their many , many tumbles in bed? girlDraco blowing Harry just won't leave my mind alone. *smiles*

[winningstreak.livejournal.com]

Blow job- check.

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

*is busy squeeing like a bitch*

Yay!!! Thankies!!!

[(Anonymous)]

It's me again, the big pain in the ass, making another request.

Um, can you have Harry go down on girlDraco, too? Um, what can I say? Oral sex is HAWTNESS OH GOD! *swoons and faints*

I'm really sorry if I'm annoying you. I promise a sacred promise that this will be my last request. *is groveling on the floor* Maybe you will be placated by my kisses? *attempting to send a bunch of flying kisses to you, wherever you are*

[yukino-fujin.livejournal.com]

I'm a farking idiot. It was me who posted that *points up* Chris. Forgot to log in. Got sidetracked by Harry/girlDraco-going-down-on-each-other daydreams. *scratches head*