Challenge, anyone?

[kykiske.livejournal.com]

First of all, happy early New Year!  hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday so far.  Secondly, I have a challenge for all those who are interested.  The challenge is simple - insert the following snippet of conversation into a fic but keep the fic IC, canon, and bottom Draco.  Considering the content of the snippet, I don't think it'll be possible to make D virginal and still IC, although if you could, that'd certainly be a real plus.  Words can also be altered a bit to keep the vernacular in tune with how Draco and whichever guy he's paired with IC.  Without further ado, here's the little snippet of conversation (the two parties involved are physically apart at the time, hence the content of the snippet):

A:  You packed yet?

B:  No, doing it right now.

A:  Can you turn up "Nine Inch Nails" the next time we have sex?

B:  ... Didn't see that one coming.

A:  It'll be such a turn on to listen to it while you pound me into oblivion.

B:  Hm, the way you said that, kind of disturbing.

A:  Fine, fine.  Instead of pounding me into oblivion, you can pound me into the mattress instead.  Better?

B:  A little.

A:  Be adventurous and kindy - isn't uncharted territory that your kind of thing?   Great, now I'm in one of those moods.  Wish you were here so I can just throw you onto the sofa and have my wicked way with you.

B:  Sounds nice actually.

A:  Hard yet?

B:  Not even close. 

I solemnly swear I have no idea how this conversation came to be ...

Comments

[aubergineautumn.livejournal.com]

kindy. Oh ye of the Buffy babble, what word did ye mean?

Cool challege- I like the dialog.

[kykiske.livejournal.com]

I meant to wrote "kinky" intead of "kindy" ... I swear one of these days I WILL get enough sleep. Btw, what Buffy babble? Don't watch "Buffy" ...

The reason behind the challenge was I would like to see Draco's reaction to the "Not even close" comment.

[aubergineautumn.livejournal.com]

Ah..in Buffy, they sometimes make up their own words to describe something or use words in an ungrammatical way.