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when you pick one out:
just comment here and i'll add it to the list. if you've already claimed one, please remind me. i have the memory of a ... me.

what to do with the fics once you've finished them:
just post them here. later, i'll add a part on my site for them. ^___^

deadline:
december 1st, 3:35am. your time.

limit:
you can submit as many fics as you want, but each challenge and coupling can only have four entries.

please wait until the fest is over before posting your fics elsewhere. ^^;;;




AND!



bottom!draco Fuh-Q Fest challenges

from umbrarumregni

1. The Malfoy family is ruined. Snape, being the good chap that he is (*snorts*) takes poor Draco as his apprentice. Needless to say that one of the main functions of all potions apprentices is to have potions tested on themselves.
claimed by ccharlotte
claimed by umbrarumregni



2. Draco is having doubts about his destiny. Snape and Lucius decide to show him where his loyalties must lie. Must have: Cruel Mind Games and Ambiguous! Snape.



3. If Voldemort were Mr. Wonka and the world was the Chocolate Factory, what would Draco and Harry do to draw their Lord's attention?
tiamet_nox will do art for it


from babydraco


4. "Pretty Baby" challenge. It'd probably be an AU. Lucius sells Draco to Snape. Why? To repay a debt, for Draco's own protection, to distract Snape.. whatever reason. For it to really work, it'd have to be chan or seriously underage, probably.
claimed by babydraco


5. The Pirate challenge. Ron,or possibly Harry, (or anyone really, lol) is a pirate who has just raided a ship. Everyone on board is killed, except for the captain's beautiful son Draco, who is found by Harry (or Ron, whoever). The new captain gives Draco a choice. Become his lover and submit to him completely, or be handed over to the crew. AU obviously.
claimed by passo


6. After Hogwarts, and the defeat of Voldemort, all suspected DEs have their wands taken away. Draco has no magic and no money. He gets a job as.. Hermione Granger's secretary.
claimed by sbbo


7. Draco runs away from home, straight to Snape's forbidding gothic mansion. While there he notices several things about his teacher. Such as.. Snape never goes outside during the day, Snape never really eats much, and Snape keeps staring at his neck.


from theladyfeylene

8. Post-OotP, obviously. Lucius is in Azkaban, and Narcissa would rather not have her bratty son around. Upset and angry, he's sent to live with Severus, who has a taste for pretty young boys.



9. To pass Death Eater initiation, Draco must spend a week as the 'pet' of a high ranking Death Eater.



10. With Lucius sentenced to a lifetime in Azkaban, the Malfoy family fortune is seized by the Ministry. Draco, realizing he has no talents other then just looking pretty, has *very* few options...
claimed by jitter_bug



11. Draco is lost in the Muggle world. He ends up getting help from an unlikely source...
claimed by anathdemalfoy



12. If anyone can do this, I will love you forever. Regulus/Draco. Time turner, AU, do whatever you want
claimed by suyari



from simmysim

13. Male Character A uses a sex toy on Draco. In public.
claimed by zed_adams in Harry Potter and the Muggle Sex Toy


14. Hagrid's brought a new sort of animal to his sixth year Gryffindor/Slytherin class. These animals release strong pheromones that slowly build up animalistic, instinctive traits in the students. These include finding a suitable mate...



15. AU, slave auction. Harry is sold to Draco as a pleasure slave.



16. AU, slave auction. Ron is sold to Draco as a pleasure slave.



17. AU, slave auction. Snape is sold to Draco as a pleasure slave.



18. Take your favorite episode of any show you like and bottom!draco-fy. You'd be amazed how easy this is.
claimed by babydraco



19. Find the worst fanfic you can (ff.n should prove helpful) that doesn't have a mary-sue, take the plot, and bottom!draco-fy it.



20. A disease is catching around Hogwarts, affecting the purest of the pure bloods. The only cure is as much bodily fluids from those with muddier blood as possible.



21. Draco decides to become a spy for Dumbledore, only to find out HIS assignment would be quite different from Professor Snape's. Draco will play as an entertainer for Voldemort, and Voldemort's tastes tend to run in the rather bizarre and perverse. What happens when the top of your choice finds out? Or does he already know?
tiamet_nox will do art for it



22. While making a family tree for Professor Binns, Ron discovers that the Malfoy's owe the Weasley's a very high wizarding debt, that they've never bothered to pay. According to Wizarding law, it's up to the youngest males in the family to settle this dispute. What will Ron have Draco do?



23. At the end of the year, the Slytherins always have a grand feast in the dungeons. Now that Draco's a Seventh year, he's allowed alcohol. Things get a little out of hand...



24. Draco's Animagus form is some Small, Cute Animal (a ferret if you must). When the Manor is raided by Aurors, Draco panics and runs, ending up at the Weasley home, where Harry is visiting. He transforms into SCA, and the family ends up adopting him. He doesn't mind, as this is the perfect cover. Once everything dies down, he tries to leave and the males of the family, and Harry, find out who he really is. Unfortunately, he agreed to be their pet, and he's legally bound to all the responsibilities the name holds ...



25. Draco has no idea where his reputation as "Slytherin sex god" came from. The farthest he's ever gotten with someone is a peck on the cheek.



26. Draco loves to bathe. This is good, because Male Character A loves to watch him bathe.
claimed by theladyfeylene in When The World is Upside Down



27. It turns out, that, against all logic and reason, Hermione has had a crush on Draco since 1st year. Unfortunately for her, he's notoriously gay. But that's nothing that a bottle of Polyjuice and some hairs of Krum won't fix.



28. Voldemort isn't behind it all (although he used to be). Lucius isn't behind it all, either. Not Snape, Dumbledore or even Narcissa. Draco's the one who's REALLY in charge!



29. Draco loves shopping, but Muggle clothes are so confusing. It's not his fault they only give out the best stuff in girl's styles. And of course, Draco will only wear the best. Unfortunately, the affect of this is lost on all purebloods.
claimed by theladyfeylene in Emotional Attachment


30. Male Character A (cannot be a Slytherin) and Draco end up getting in a situation where they have to live by their wits (lost in the Forbidden Forest, trapped in a strange land, far away, etc) for quite some time. They find themselves growing extremely close to one another, and MCA slowly grows more and more protective of Draco. They get rescued and brought back to Hogwarts to lead normal lives. How will MCA's new position as Draco's protector affect things?
tiamet_nox will do art for it
claimed by theladyfeylene in The Failings of Monsters and Man



31. Marcus Flint seemed to put up little, if any, fight in when kicking off Terence Higgs off his team in favor of Draco. If Draco really is as bad a Seeker as the fandom paints him to be, why is that? Did Draco give him something in return?



32. Change the Harry Potter story into a classic slasher movie. Voldemort being the masked man, killing people gruesomely. Draco is the heroine, and as such, he has at least one scene where he runs around in a towel. Anyone who doesn't die can be his love interest. The victim list is as follows: Dudley, Pansy, Ginny, Dean, Trelawney, Fred (or George), Hermione and finally Dumbledore. Remember, the main characters get less and less affected with each death.
claimed by babydraco



33. Draco loves to role play with his partner, but it's never enough. Then he discovers a spell to make everything much more real. Unfortunately, something goes horribly wrong at the end of their game ...



34. Ron is a spy for Dumbledore. As he moves higher in the Death Eater ranks, he finds out more and more. Like what really happened to Draco, who betrayed his father to save Harry. The punishment rather fits the crime.
claimed by egoteabsolvo



35. An informal public debate begins at Hogwarts over Draco's topdom. Or lack thereof. When Draco tries to prove them wrong, Male Character A proves them right.



36. Draco gets kicked off the Quidditch team, but manages to get a job as the Quidditch announcer. Just like Lee before him, he puts his own personal opinions in what's going on in the game. Harry/Ron isn't pleased by this and storms into the announcer box while the game is still on. Dialogue only, if you can manage.
claimed by mamalaz in A Flying Commentary



37. After one too many midget jokes, Flitwick snaps.



38. Draco knows all about the Black family, and Harry wants to find out everything; by force, if necessary



39. The Malfoy's have had several curses put upon them over the years ... dependency on fresh, willingly given sperm is just the worst.



40. Veela's are a notoriously female species. The fact that Narcissa (a half-Veela) had a son is shocking. That also means he's not entirely built the same as most boys, as Male Character A soon finds out.
claimed by zed_adams



41. Snape was bitten by a radio-active spider. You take it from there.



42. SPEW finally has a break through, just before the Potter year graduates from Hogwarts. This means Draco's plans to "live on his own" are now quite literal. He soon discovers he can't handle this and Floos to Snape Manor to be taken care of, where it appears Ron Weasley is doing the same ... there must be a threesome at some point during this fic.



43. Pg. 96 PoA

Harry dropped into a seat at the Gryffindor table, next to George Weasley.
... "What's up with you, Harry?" [said George.]
"Malfoy," said Ron, sitting down on George's other side and glaring over at the Slytherin table.
George looked over in time to see Malfoy pretending to faint with terror again.
"That little git," he said calmly. "He wasn't so cocky last night when the dementors were down at our end of the train. Came running into our compartment, didn't he Fred?"
"Nearly wet himself," said Fred, with a contemptuous glance at Malfoy.
"Wasn't too happy myself," said George. "They're horrible things, those dementors . . . ."

Run with that.
claimed by ociwen



44. Draco POV. Under the imperious curse, Draco seduces Harry for the Dark Lord.



45. Draco is a pushy bottom. Well, he thinks he is.



46. Someone sees Draco's Boggart.
claimed by ru_av_natten


47. Male Character A doesn't want to sleep with Draco's masks any longer. He forces Draco to break completely before giving him what he wants.



48. Draco's taking his sweet time to chose between good and evil, so someone does it for him.



49. The war ends at during Draco's 7th year. Because so many of the Death Eaters were so young, members of the OotP agree to take some of them into their homes as slaves, as an alternative to the kiss. Guess who gets Draco?
claimed by singtoangels



50. Draco's partner has the oddest fetish that he's ever heard of, but hesitantly goes along with, until it becomes one of his own.
claimed by theladyfeylene in Strawberries and Surprises



51. Zacharias Smith and Draco battle it out for top.


suggested by mad_maudlin

52. Draco finds himself facing the wonderful terrible consequences of being topped by a Hufflepuff. Or three. Or four.
claimed by mombi_of_oz



53. Marcus Flint makes an overt broomstick-as-phallic-symbol proposition.


couple list
Euan Abercrombie
Stewart Ackerley
Great Uncle Algie
Malcom Baddock
Ludo Bagman
Otto Bagman
Professor Binns
Regulus Black,
Sirius Black
Miles Bletchley
Stubby Boardman
Edgar Bones
Terry Boot
Boris the Bewildered
Vincent Crabbe
Crabbe (sr)
Colin Creevey
Dennis Creevey
Bartemius Crouch
Bartemius Crouch (jr)
Roger Davies
Amos Diggory
Cedric Diggory
Dudley Dursley
Justin Finch-Fletchley
Seamus Finnigan
Nicolas Flamel
Marcus Flint
Flitwick
Cornelius Fudge
Gregory Goyle
Goyle (sr)
Godric Gryffindor
Terence Higgs
Lee Jordan
Gilderoy Lockhart
Frank Longbottom
Neville Longbottom
Lovegood (father of Luna)
Remus Lupin
Ernie Macmillan
Walden Macnair,
Malcolm
Lucius Malfoy
Merlin
Alastor Moody
Theodore Nott
Ollivander
Peter Pettigrew
Piers Polkiss
Ernie Prang
Adrian Pucey
Professor Quirrell
Tom Riddle (sr)
Evan Rosier
Stan Shunpike
Zacharias Smith
Dean Thomas
Ted Tonks
Uric the Oddball
Voldemort / You-Know-Who
Warrington
Arthur Weasley
Bill Weasley
Charlie Weasley
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Percy Weasley
Oliver Wood
Blaise Zabini



anything else that i forgot to mention? ^^;;;