Harry/Draco fic: Wild, Kinky Monkey Sex

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Title: Wild, Kinky Monkey Sex

Author: icicle33

Rating: R/NC-17

Word count: ~7500  (complete)

Pairings: Harry/Draco (established relationship), Ron/Hermione, Lucius/Narcissa

Warnings: M/M relationship,  a ridiculous amount of fluff, humour, crack, failed kinky sex, role-playing, spanking, an overabundance of cliches, and an overly smitten and somewhat thick Harry

Summary: Harry and Draco are the golden couple of the wizarding world and absolutely head over heels for each other. When Draco realises that everyone is having wild, kinky monkey sex but him, he demands that Harry and him try it as well. Things don't go as planned. Apparently, not every couple is cut out for kinky monkey sex much to Draco's dismay.

A/N:  This fic was a belated birthday present for ashiiblack.The story spawned from Ashii's idea and our conversation of being tired of the Harry and Draco cliché of them always having kinky sex and being sex gods. This time, they fail at it comically and miserably. A special thank you to erised_dreams for the super quick beta job.

Wild, Kinky Monkey Sex


**This fic includes a mention of implied top!Draco. However, top!Draco doesn't occur anywhere in the fic.