Fic: Welcome to the Mile High Club

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ACTUAL WARNING: This fic is utter crap. I mean, complete nonsense without even the briefest nod to SPAG. It was written that way. Over at phoenixacid's LJ there is a sort of bad!fic fest going on, and I was assigned this card filled with fandom pet peeves (including this crosspost!). For the middle square, I chose 'no knowledge of human anatomy.' Please be aware, especially if you're new to my work, that I really don't write like this, lol. Check out the card to see all the peeves I tried to cram into this. Do enjoy...

Title: Welcome to the Mile High Club
Author: leo_draconis
Pairing(s): Drarry, Shayron, Ginione, Deaville, Ginna
Word Count: 2341
Rating: NC-25 FOR REALZ YO
Disclaimer: All Hary Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copywrite infringement is distended.
Summary: HArry and Dracko are on da train to Hogwurts and they really wanna have the sex but people keep interrupting!
Author's Notes: Crossposted to bottom_draco, hd_trainsex, hd_veelasex, harry_potter_fucks_boys, Google, Facebook, and my Kindle. Hey guyz I lope you love this so much!!!1! Its so so so so hot and amazing, IMO. And hey, if you like it, leave commentz cuz if you don't you won't get nemore fic!! Comments=updates ya'll!

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Welcome to the Mile High Club