Squickmas FIC: Christmas Cuppa, H/D, NC-17

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[Title] Christmas Cuppa
[Pairing] Harry/Draco
[Rating] NC-17
[Disclaimer] Property of JK Rowling, situations original, way, way original.
[Word Count] 1,595
[Author] charlotteschaos
[Beta] petalla
[Summary] Harry presents Draco with an unexpected Christmas gift
[Notes] Responds to both Christmas challenges on thelemontree and hp_squick This is either cheating, or I am really efficient. I haven't decided that.
[Warnings] Squick; rimming; enema; strange ingestions.


"How is this a Christmas gift?"

"Well, that's not all there is to it!"

"It had better not be all there is," Draco warned irritably as he examined the strange plastic bottle with the weird straw.

"It's not. Now hand it to me."

"It's not just that it's... whatever this is..."

"It's coffee, Draco."

"Coffee?" he asked as he felt the sides of it and swirled it a bit. "Coffee? But it's... cold. And I don't even drink coffee, Harry. Let alone in... what the fuck is this?" he questioned as he flicked the bent plastic protrusion, causing it to weakly rotate.

( cold cuppa jo )