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Title: Everybody Lies
Author: icicle33
Prompt: OWN PROMPT: Draco as Gregory House—the grumpy, medical genius, who solves obscure medical mysteries and pushes Harry’s buttons. Harry as Lisa Cuddy, Draco’s boss and hospital administrator, who has to put up with all of Draco’s childish antics but is also secretly in love with him.
Adapted from: House MD
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Hermione/Theo Nott
Word Count/Art Medium: ~15k
Rating: NC-17
Contains (Highlight to view):*Post War AU, snarky!Draco, a mixture of magical and Muggle medicine (some of it embellished and played with on my part), disabled Draco (he has a permanent limp), mysterious illnesses, UST, a mostly gen fic*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. House MD and its characters are the property of David Shore and Fox. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended. This fic is an adaptation of House MD seasons 1-3 and particularly episodes, “Need to Know” and “All In”.
Notes: A, you are the best beta a girl could want. Thank you for helping me make sense of my crazy mind. appleling, thank you so much for putting up with me. I’m afraid I might have been the cause of a lot of headaches for you. I ♥ you so much. And to the readers, I really enjoyed playing in this universe. A sequel would not be out of the question.
Summary: Harry is the youngest Healer to ever run a hospital. Draco is his best Healer, and along with his world class team of Hermione Granger, Theodore Nott, and Zacharias Smith, they solve cases that no one else can crack. This doesn’t mean that Draco isn’t still the world’s biggest prat, even if he is sexy. Harry has no intention of sleeping with him — again — especially when he continues to obsess over dead patients and put his hospital at risk.


Everybody Lies